As the coming apocalypse approaches, we need bread, circus, and smells to keep us entertained. That’s why CamSoda, an NSFW webcam site, announced the OhRoma, a VR-compatible scent mask that injects scents of roses, perfume, and private parts into your VR webcam experience. Yes. You read correctly.

Why do you want to do such a thing? Well, here’s what the CEO says:

“Here at CamSoda, we remain unwavering in our quest for technology that pushes the boundaries of what is imaginable and to provide our fans with as many dimensions of sensory stimulation as possible. Virtual reality numbers will play a central role in 2017 and we wanted to improve the experience for our fans by introducing OhRoma, which now allows users to feel what they see and hear, ”said Daron Lundeen, President of CamSoda . “Quite simply, OhRoma takes the virtual reality experience to the next level. It’s unlike anything anyone has ever experienced before, offering an heightened sense of sheer ecstasy, allowing them to fully immerse themselves in the experience, and we’re delighted our fans are trying it out.

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What’s really going on here is that CamSoda is battling other cam sites for eyeballs, so to speak, and things like this wacky idea give them a little boost. But bald marketing aside, it’s a fascinating idea: you exist in a virtual reality world with a naked woman or man and you can feel the experience as you watch it. Add stereo headphones and a vibrating element and you will never leave your house.

Porn has always been at the forefront of technology – some of the first home video offerings were adult titles – and this is no exception. While I can’t imagine Microsoft adding a SmellPod to its Xbox controller, you can bet CamSoda would shoot little chocolate strawberry lozenges in your mouth to stimulate your taste organs if they had the technology. I think we will all soon be entangled in a wild robotic sex swing with smells and tactile sensations and little spanking machines, and then we will not have a problem with overcrowding because we will always be alone. For my part, I welcome our rose-scented robotic sex swing overlords.

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