In what could have been a scene from the wolf of Wall Street, the adult cam site CamSoda is launching a new interactive platform that can make you as passionate about cryptocurrency as it is about sex.

BitCast, as the platform is called, allows your interactive sex toys to be matched with the performance of major cryptocurrencies, including Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Litecoin. Once logged in, the real-time price of your currency will dictate the intensity of your toys’ vibrations.

The higher the price, the stronger the sensation – and vice versa. So in a way, the more money you make, the more fun you get.

Suffice to say, no one is excited to empty their pocket, so you can expect lower vibrations during the price drops.

Much to the misfortune of altcoin holders, BitCast currently only supports Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Litecoin. For everyone else, you’ll have to manually tune the vibration frequency of your toys, like some poor second-rate crypto.

To connect your toy to your room, you will need to download the Body Chat app and connect it to your Lovense account.

For the curious, these are the toys currently compatible with BitCast. But the best part is that it supports both female and male toys:

“What has captivated so many people, aside from the fact that virtual currencies are largely unregulated and fraught with risk, is the daily volatility – stratospheric price hikes followed by sky-rocketing price drops,” he said. said CamSoda vice president Daryn Parker. “With people constantly tracking their cryptocurrency investments, we saw an opportunity to provide them with simultaneous sexual pleasure derived exclusively from price fluctuations.

“Now with BitCast our fans can plug in their favorite interactive toy and literally enjoy their investment,” he continued. “So basically as the price goes up, so do your orgasms.”

So… who said money can’t make you horny?